Some Legendary Fact about Scorpion

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Je les rajoute au fur et à mesure sur le site... Par contre Marc, j'ai traduis un des tiens... pcq scorpion est trop hot pour être quoté en français!

When God banished Caine from heaven, he went to go find affection in Lilith's arms but on it's way, he found Scorpion. He told him "Don't worry dude, been there, done that. I'll try to have a little word with Goddy, see what I can do for you."

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It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the last fuckface you pissed Scorpion out!

Someone : OH MY GOD!!!
Scorpion : yeah, hold on.

Tiens, ca fait longtemps que ca pas été updaté, alors voici queck nouveaux Scorpion Facts.

Scorpion's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys

Scorpion is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

The phrase "Made by Scorpion" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.

Scorpion met Final Death 200 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Scorpion can divide by zero.

Scorpion's sperm could penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman while he was alive. Imagine now.

Scorpion thought up some of the funniest Scorpion facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.